A wealthy man was having an affair w/an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the their rendezvous, she confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would to to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you recieved a very strange post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it" he said.
The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.
On the back of the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two w/meatballs and one w/out."
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